What's with that face, Sigrun? You don't think you're going down in History after all?
I am currently going insane. I ate a cookie almost six hours ago, and a small fragment of black pepper became lodged somewhere in my mouth, which after numerous tooth brushing sessions is still there! Honestly I'm suspecting the pepper fragment is embedded somewhere in the very flesh of my tongue at this point. Now my taste buds keep constantly alerting my brain to the spicy sensation of the pepper, which is extremely distracting. It's all I can focus on! If there's no page tomorrow you'll know that I became incapacitated by lunacy caused by a cookie. Which didn't even taste very good in the first place. S-see you tomorrow?